playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
