I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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