haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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