were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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