You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
this will be a night to untag.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
We have started to decorate penises.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
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