we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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