so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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