I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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