: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
We left the knife in your bed.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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