A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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