I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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