playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
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