i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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