She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
home. puking in laundry basket.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Randomize
