Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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