so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
