I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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