why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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