Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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