i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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