Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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