His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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