the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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