Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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