let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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