Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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