his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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