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• (416): View more from Ontario

  Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.

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• (607): View more from New York

  I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy

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