I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
