I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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