discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
