So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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