Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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