"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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