Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Randomize
