Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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