dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I could fuck to npr.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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