I don't think brook has ever known best
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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