So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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