I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
