that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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