Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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