Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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