I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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