I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Randomize
