Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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