A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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