garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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