After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
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