So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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