Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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