Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Randomize