it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize
