This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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