haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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