just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I'm at about main and main street
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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