so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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